Balls jokes

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].