I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Balls Jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
