Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Balls Jokes
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Your mum has balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Ballz!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
