B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Your mum has balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?