Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Balls Jokes
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
