B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
A girl has small balls.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.