B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.