Balls jokes

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^