Braille

K!M

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

Mirror

Anonymous

Q: how do you see a bad joke?

A: look in the mirror

Rabbit

Nivedh jha

Parademic are so bad go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise the tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race the race begin and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow the rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow so he decided to take a nap as he took a nap the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke the ran as fast as he could but when he came to the end the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again

Yo mama

Nivedh jha

Parademics so bad yo mama cant stop

Jesus

Yolanda

Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in heaven

Sadness

Slap

So once I meet this girl on tinder long story short she comes to my house and then starts to say that my house is filthy and I’m ugly so I get very angry and told her I will rape you she told yeah? I’ll call the cops them before she could even dial I threw her phone she tried to scream I pulled her down stripped her clothes till she was in a bikini I’m not gonna lie I knew I hAd to rape her now bcz of how sexy she was and she made fun of me so it was a guarantee she starts peeing her panties and starts crying out of shame and then she gets rlly angry but I told if you get angry what are you gonna do? I’m stronger than you if you get angry I will rape you twice that’s what I told them she kept quiet after that I made fun of her peeing her pants she was getting angry but she knew she will get raped twice if she did so she stayed quiet after that I ripped her panties and bra and then slowly approached her pussy with my dick and told fight back you can still escape and then I started laughing and I told I’m joking and will rape you now lol and this is why women shouldn’t make fun of men if you don’t want to get raped and I entered her pussy so hard and outmuscled and overpowered her so easily it made me Cum inside so she got angry for that and but she forgot what would happen if she got angry so I told her round 2? She realized what she did she started crying and peeing herself and begged and started apologizing to me I was so turned on and told her raping time! She cried and after I cummed hard she just looked at me sadly I told her it’s ok she got angry again the dummy and then I got rlly angry and she said sorry sorry sorry sorry I won’t do it again and I shoved it hard again and cummed and made her cry a lot after she stayed quiet no matter what I said and then tied her back and have kept her locked in my house as my housewife if she does any mistake or gets angry at me I told I will rape her and she said ok after that she never did anything wrong or atleast anything that bad so once she broke a mug and I was kinda mad and she started getting scared and peed her pants and said sorry pls don’t rape me pls sorry I was so turned on I wasn’t gonna rape her but bcz of her scared voice I had to so I chased around the room until she met a wall and said sorry for running pls don’t rape me too hard and I did the opposite of that and after that she hasn’t said anything after making a mistake bcz she doesn’t want to be raped lol it’s so funny seeing her on edge

Toe

watersharky

Wash It Away- By- Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions-Why does it always feel like I’m The one that’s had a bad day? Whether I’m stuck in traffic or Showing up to work late Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to Forever been working all week For a jerk that thinks they can Say whatever they want to me I’ll just bite my tongue for a Couple more days Soon I’ll be in that island sun Surfing those waves I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Finally I’m here and I cant even Stop myself from smiling Somebody hand me a beer and I’ll check the girls on the island Don’t miss my 9 to 5 Living like a local on this island time I got those sandy toes and Nobody knows jump in the Ocean and just go with the flow I’ll miss my sandy toes I’ve got to go back before you Know this island is my home I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Wash it away I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta Wash it away Wash it away

Jesus

Anonymous

Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven

Depression

Sui cide

I won’t reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here… Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I’m being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don’t get enough sleep because of it… Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar

Name

watersharky

Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play We gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up I’ve been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it’s not our fault that we have all the ladies But it’s hard to see these ladies when your middle name’s Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They’re great, we’re great at world war, dominators And we’re also some smooth operators, and we gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That’s the way we like to play We gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don’t let life live you (Live you) It’s a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Let’s celebrate Turn it up Let’s celebrate

Priest

laugh at my joke

ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this

Depression

Nakul

Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑

Bad

Hitler

He wasnt that bad.

Toilet

worst boy

me. i broke me but. dad. oh that is bad i will get some pooh in the toilet so i can heal your bum.

Cheetah

Gwen

Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

Sadness

Anonymous

What’s handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him its you goodlooking guys so sad you cant read this since you’re blind, oh geez i just find this website and i want to make people laugh, to bad they cant see the joke

Depression

jack

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

Blow

Anonymous

why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

America

Anastasia O'Donnell

Why are Americans bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers

Offensive

Anonymous

Being insest isn’t that bad, I was fingering my sister and I found my dad’s old wedding ring. winner winner!