Bad jokes
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"