Bad Jokes

There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world

The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag

your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy

if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me.

Why is England so bad at clash of clans? Because they lost their queen

y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs

(Not an orphan joke) Why are American bad at Clash Royal Because they've lost 2 towers.

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because im a quiet kid and people act as if I’m soo dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me.. but now I’m just sick of them...

Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.

your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes they have no delivery.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

This Pun is soo bad your gonna PUNch me.

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)

What's green and bad for your teeth?

A green brick

Q: what it's a cow A: a bad cow

My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god

Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers

Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage