Bad jokes
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.