People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
all then are bad
What time is it when you say bad day
do you want to be in heaven with Jesus our savior or be in earth with bad things
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Q: what it's a cow A: a bad cow
im sorry my jokes are so bad
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why were the uk and the USA bad at chess? Because the lost their queen and two towers
