Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
Bad Jokes
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Every moon has a silver lining.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
All then are bad.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
