Bad jokes

I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.

'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

Every moon has a silver lining.

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

People with bad past end up creating the worst future...

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Q: What is a cow?

A: A bad cow.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

All then are bad.