Bad jokes
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Yeah, not too bad at all, really.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."