Bad

Bad jokes

Tower

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

Poker

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

Memes

Chimney

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

Tree

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

Smoking

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

Queen

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Satan

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

People

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Heaven

Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?

Chess

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.