Bad jokes
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.