Bad jokes
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
Orphan joke protest! If you think orphan jokes are bad and wrong, then comment good comments; if not, then just comment! Let's reach 67,000 good comments!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Really bad penis joke.
Memes
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
Every moon has a silver lining.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-