Why is orphans bad at hide and seek ? Because they can’t find there parents
why are orphans bad at baseball cause they cant go home
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Orphans can be let away with anything really bad at school Cause they can't be sent home for it
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all he did kill hitler himself
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
Wife:I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Dont worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump. She really hates it when I spit my food back out. Stephen Hawking
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
