Bad jokes
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.
I cried on this GIF
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Joke.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.