Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
why are asians so bad at baseball.... because they ate the bat
Why are Orphans so bad at baseball
Because they don't know were home is
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? because they lost both towers
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball Because nobody misses them
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
Why is it bad is to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan🫥
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.
why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why is orphans bad at hide and seek ? Because they can’t find there parents
why are orphans bad at baseball cause they cant go home
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says "Sorry, It was an axe-cident!"