like my daddy to bad you don ́t have one
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient. "Give me the good news first," the patient said. "Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live." "That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job
Quote of the day-
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
If you have a bad day go tell an orphan to find his parents. he will be searching all day
I had a calf for awhile, the milk was bad until we bought a heifer
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
I Didn’t realise I had to putty jokes into categories my bad ..
Unleash the jokers .... 👍
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
Say this when showing this website to someone: You know it’s to bad this website doesn’t have a home page
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Your so white that when I turn off of the lights you were a night light
Your hairline is so long that Odell beckem jr missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes then she tells you well I made you
Your forhead is so fucking big, i had to call an Uber to get accros the eyebrowes tillyour hair line.
ik its bad sowy
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJ's?
A: They keep breaking records!
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
