Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Bad Jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
