Bad jokes
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.