People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
