Back jokes
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Memes
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.