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Gun

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Friend

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

Memes

Back memes

City

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Orphan

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Dog

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Bean

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Wish

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Vaccine

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.

Milk

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅