Back jokes

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?

The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.