Back jokes
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Memes
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL