Back Jokes

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk.... But then never came back lol😅

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style.... Cuz u don't turn back to your family

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

what's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan

there's a home to go back to

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your hairline so far back that if you wore yellow people would think you were one punch man

your hair line goes so far back you have to wear sun screan

Your hairline goes back to the first century

what do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand s"

Ur hairline is back people say look at this dude

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery? Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you Girlfriend: Ok cool I won 12 dollars heres 6 and don't come back