Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Back Jokes
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
