Back jokes

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.