Back jokes

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?

— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?

The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?

A boomerang comes back.

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Take a few steps back like your hairline.

They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.