Back jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Memes
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
D.K. is back, baby!
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.