Back Jokes

Whats wost than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Yo edgline go so far back that I can now a lawn perfectly.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.

Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

3 men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish, the 1st man wished he was home with his family, the 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

A guy when back to his apartment,5 Minutes later he said to the receptionist,”it doesn’t fit”so she gave him a new key

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years

I told him my dad never came back with it

back bent

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim parctice, and a bunch of hw, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

Push yourself, because no one will do it for you.

Love y'all so much!

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work but he was still really tired, so he decided the qiuckest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face. So he asked me to do it but I guess I don't know my own strangth and so-he went back to sleep again...

(Joke from tik tok) My girlfriend broke up with me so I decided to take her wheelchair guess who came crawling back

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back", he was referring to your hairline.

maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back

Or hair line goes way back before dinosaurs lived

Yesterday a woman stabbed me so I stabbed her back then I realised she was the vaccine woman.