Back jokes

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.