Back jokes
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Memes
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”