Back jokes

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.