TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Back Jokes
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Back bent.
