Back jokes

Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.