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Hairline

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Hairline

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Tower

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Hand

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Hitler

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Hairline

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Birthday Party

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

Eye

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

Orphan

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Triangle

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

Lottery

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

Kid

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

Wheelchair

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?