Back jokes
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?
"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."