Back jokes

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?

"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."

Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Take a few steps back like your hairline.

They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.

Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

No one has my back like my dad.

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."