When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
