Back jokes
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!