Back jokes

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.