A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t
I asked my friend "shouldn't we have 6 senses?" he replied "what is the 6th sense?" "common sense" I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention" never mind" I said.
your hairline goes back to the middle ages
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What’s an orphan’s least favourite drink?
Milk. Because no one came back with any.
your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said i love you
yo hairline is to pushed back looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith
Aren't you going back home now? No I am going back home
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
No one has my back like my dad
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off
Why does ama like boomerangs because they actually come back
man i didn't know they put humpty dumty back together
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big sizes ramen noodles there