Back jokes
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.