Back jokes

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

We’ll be back.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.