Back jokes

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"