Back jokes

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?

His wheelchair always backs him up.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?

Only when they file jointly.

Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?