Back jokes

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

We’ll be back.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!