Back jokes

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?

Only when they file jointly.

Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?

We’ll be back.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.