Back jokes

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!