Back jokes
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...