Back jokes

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.

How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.

Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.

Followed by landing in deep shit.

Followed by being totally covered in sea men.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.