Back jokes
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.