Back jokes
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.