Back jokes
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!