Back jokes
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Memes
Parents during breaks and weekends
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
We’ll be back.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.