Back jokes

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.