Back jokes

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.