Back jokes

A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.