Back jokes

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.

A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.

I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.

There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.

The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.