Back jokes

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.

Mommy, when will daddy come back?

I'm not your mom...

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!

A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"