Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Did you know hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded it's title back
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doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back
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Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
The back of my hand
me: do you eat your cereal with water? you: no why? me: cuz your dad never came back with the milk
A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"
