Back jokes
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.