Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
What’s an orphan’s least favourite drink?
Milk. Because no one came back with any.
Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake
U so ugly thats why me and your hairline go far back
ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door she was already at the back door
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age
Your hairline so cricket will Smith can't slap it back in place
Aren't you going back home now? No I am going back home
Your hairline is so far back that the united states got a front row seat
Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage
[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sadly. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time she burst open her bedroom door and she said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand and a 12 inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants and came on your curtains. It's been fun!
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
what was the Fortnite kids last words, I didn't know pumps are back in the game
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
