Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
