My friend went to buy so milk, why is she not back yet?
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."
you ever look back at your ex and are like 'wow! what was i think?' then i start to think i was the problem :( just kidding fuck that asshole
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
I see my friends at school they talk to me they go back to class but they forgot i am their class mate and they were like your dumbie and i was well your a dumba** bi***
You’re hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
My wife is so ugly when she was born. The doctor said I did everything I could but she pulled through anyways. When she was born the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in said not done. The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said twins. He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the after birth.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
died and came back sped. i call that rien-tardation
2001 just called and they want there towers back
Your hairline so far back that if you wore yellow people would think you were one punch man
