A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
A boy asked his dad for some money to buy an ice cream with, so he went to an ice cream van. Whilst he was in the queue, two boys asked him what flavor he was getting. He told them "strawberry." The two boys were shocked and beat him up. The ice cream man felt bad and gave him his strawberry ice cream for free.
When he got home, his dad also asked what flavor he bought. The boy said "strawberry." His dad then kicked him out of the house. The boy, confused, walked down the street and was stopped by the police, who were looking for a boy who had been eating strawberry ice cream. The boy said, "That's me," and the policeman arrested him.
A week later in court, the boy was on trial. The judge asked, "Can you tell me what were you doing on the fifth of May?" (the day he was arrested) The boy said, "I was eating ice cream." The judge decided he was innocent. On the way out, the judge asked him what the flavor was (he had forgotten to ask during the trial). Of course, he answered with "strawberry." The judge, horrified, realized he had given the wrong verdict and the boy should have been executed. Unfortunately, he couldn't change what had happened, so the boy walked out and crossed the road but was hit by a car and died.
The moral of the story is look left and right before crossing the road.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
