How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's have reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
The person who is reading this.
Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?
Neither did she.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
