Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Awareness Jokes
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
