Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
Awareness Jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
The person who is reading this.
Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?
Neither did she.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
