Awareness jokes

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well, neither did she!

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Steve!"

"Steve who?"

Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.

I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"

This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.

The person who is reading this.

Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?

Neither did she.

Do you know Helen Keller?

Yes.

Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!

I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.

Why do people shake cigarette boxes?

To wake up the cancer.