How does an American know that his time has come? He starts hearing Vietnamese.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's have reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?
Neither did she.
I trained a wolf to meditate. So now shes aware wolf
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
