Aviation

Aviation jokes

Pilot

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Pilot

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Tower

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Building

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Plane

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

Difference

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Pilot

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Pilot

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Pilot

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Pilot

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Kobe

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

Plane

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.

Victim

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

9/11

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.