Aviation jokes

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Yeeeeeeeet!

I hate airplanes!

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀