Aviation jokes

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.