Aviation jokes
Yeeeeeeeet!
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.