Aviation jokes
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.