Aviation jokes
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Yeeeeeeeet!
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.