Aviation jokes
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
I hate airplanes!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.