Aviation jokes
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Yeeeeeeeet!
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.