Aviation jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Must have been a woman pilot.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.