Aviation

Aviation jokes

Plane

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

Building

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Fighter Jet

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Plane

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Insult

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Pilot

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Pilot

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

Pilot

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Kobe

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

Pilot

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Airplane

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.