Aviation jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.