Aviation jokes

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

I hate airplanes!

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.

Garuda Indonesia 421:

Sully's co-pilot:

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

Obama has dih.

But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."