Aviation jokes
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)