Aviation jokes
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Yeeeeeeeet!
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!