Aviation

Aviation jokes

Airplane

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

9/11

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

Tower

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

9/11

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

Crash

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Crash

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

Penguin

Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!

Pizza

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Tower

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Mom

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Tower

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.