Aviation jokes
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.