Aviation jokes
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
I hate airplanes!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
787 bowing.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.