Aviation jokes

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Yeeeeeeeet!

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

787 bowing.

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

What did Osama have?

Two Boeings and a dream.

What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?

Hellephino (Hell if I know)

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!