Aviation jokes
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
I hate airplanes!
Yeeeeeeeet!
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.