Aviation jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.