Aviation jokes
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
I hate airplanes!
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"