Aviation jokes
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Yeeeeeeeet!
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.