Aviation jokes
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.