One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Aviation Jokes
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
