Aviation jokes
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
None of these jokes really took off.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.