Aviation jokes
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!