Aviation jokes

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?

What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?

A plane wingless.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"