Aviation jokes
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
I hate airplanes!
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.