Aviation jokes
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
None of these jokes really took off.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.