Aviation jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
None of these jokes really took off.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.