Aviation jokes
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.