Aviation jokes
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.