Aviation jokes
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
None of these jokes really took off.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.