Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
I want to be a pilot.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
