Aviation jokes
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.