Aviation

Aviation jokes

Pilot

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

Head

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Pizza

What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes.

Pilot

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

Syndrome

The pilot goes "We're going down!"

The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

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  • Helicopter

    When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"

    9/11

    Twin Towers

    Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

    It was the bomb.

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  • Pilot

    POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

    Dad

    Roses are red, violets are violet,

    My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

    9/11

    I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."