Aviation jokes
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
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What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."