Aviation jokes
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
None of these jokes really took off.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.