Aviation jokes
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.