What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
