Aviation jokes
I hate airplanes!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.