Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
