What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
Aviation Jokes
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
