Aviation jokes
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.