Australia jokes
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no
Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭
the world is a cat playing with Australia
Community talk
also out of topic but kangaroo photos for fun
ONLY AUSTRALIANS WILL UNDERSTAND
The weather today is pretty hot, isn't it? Just a regular January.
(ONLY PPL FROM AUSTRALIA OR THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE WILL UNDERSTAND) Do you understand?
Fun fact: Australia fought a war against emus in 1932 with machine guns. The emus won