10+ Best Civilization Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Meme

The image shows two panels of Winnie the Pooh. In the first panel, he's in his classic red shirt looking off to the side with a neutral expression, while text says 'I made a meme and it got one view.' In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo and smiling slightly, with text saying, 'I elaborately created a divine worded picture with marvelous phrases and civilized grammar, but unfortunately, my theorized amount of sights by the citizens was incorrect.'

Gun

The image is divided into two sections. On the left side, there is the text 'A CIVILIZATION WITH GUNS' above the Australian flag. On the right, it says 'SOME FUNNY BIRDS' over a picture of multiple emus.

War

russia

The image shows two panels. The top panel has text that says "Putin: civil war in Ukraine. Meanwhile, reality:". The bottom panel is a still from the movie Home Alone. It shows a boy aiming a rifle at a small door. Above the boy the text says "Ukraine". The head of a man is looking through the hole in the door. Above the man the text says "Russia".

Marvel movie

Me and Who?

A cartoon drawing shows a woman and a man lying in bed, snuggled up and facing a wall. On the wall is a poster with the text: MARVEL VIEWING ORDER. The poster shows an ordered list of Marvel movies.

Pyramid

An illustration shows people in ancient Egypt constructing a pyramid. Text above the pyramid reads, "how they build ts without spotify premium."

Civil War

A three-panel image. The first panel shows Captain America looking confused with the text "ME" above him. The second panel shows Iron Man looking serious with the text "MYSELF" above him. The third panel shows a poster for the movie "Captain America Civil War" with the text "MAY 6, 2016".

Soldier

The image shows a meme with text above an image of a green Bionicle figure. The text says, "Soldier: *has rash on leg* Civil War Doctor:". The Bionicle figure is posed as if it is chopping something with an axe.

Mort

I’m running out of ideas 4 a title

A Google search result shows the query "who started the syrian civil war" and the result is "Mort, Ruthless dictator" with pictures of Mort from the animated movie Madagascar

Civil War

Ohio getting to crazy bruh smh

A map of the United States with Ohio highlighted in red. The text "BREAKING NEWS" appears above the headline "OHIO IN CIVIL WAR WITH ITSELF". Below, there is a timestamp and text: "12:48 WHICH ONE IS OHIO?"

Century

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

Civil War

True tho

The image is a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a large group of superheroes from the Civil War comic book. The second panel depicts a few superheroes running in an airport, representing the movie version. The third panel features Deadpool with text below him saying, "It's almost like the studio couldn't afford more heroes..." The text in the image reads, "CIVIL WAR IN THE COMICS... IN THE MOVIES... HMM... IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE STUDIO COULDN'T AFFORD MORE HEROES..." and includes a small VIA 9GAG.COM text.

Jokes

Million

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Existence

Humanity.

Pedophile

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

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