Australia jokes
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!