Attraction jokes

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

I have a secret crush on your momma.

Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.

Hey.

Girl: Hey.

Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.

Girl: What?

It says "spray on flat surfaces."

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

I like dick.

Killua is hot, why?

He's gay.

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

Hot man is sexy.

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

You are so butty-ful!

I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.

Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.