Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Neona (😟): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (😌): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (😔): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (😠): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (😞): UGH fine!!!
Gwen (😉): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!
Neona (😊): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Amelie is a meanie.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
