People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why are people joking about this stuff?
People generalize others too much.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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Small People.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
