Attitude

Attitude Jokes

Bar

A retard walks into a bar.

Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!

Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584

Emo

What did the emo say before he crossed the road?

"Fuck my life."

Piece

Bully: You are a piece of shit.

Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

Cook

How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

Woman

Why are women like diapers?

They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.

Midget

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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  • Cat

    "I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"

    Suicide

    Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

    Bastard

    How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

    The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.