Attitude

Attitude Jokes

Coward

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

Idiot

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

Feminist

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

"Not now, I have a headache."

Tampon

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!

People

People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎

Mountain

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?

Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂

Food

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

Bitch

Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.

Adoption

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

Life

People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!