Attack jokes
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.