Attack jokes
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.