What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
Opponents fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Ignore Stephen hawking had a heart attack would he go to hospital or curry’s pc world?
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
