I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"
Where did Sally go during the attack?
everywhere
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
