Attack

Attack jokes

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.