Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
