Attack jokes
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.