Attack jokes
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
These are as weak as the towers.
"Another one bites the dust."
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."