Attack jokes
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
These are as weak as the towers.
"Another one bites the dust."
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.