It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers. because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
