Attack jokes
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Allah akbar.
It was 9/10.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.