Attack jokes
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.