I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
