Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked
i got a lot running through my head right now i wish at least one was a 12 gauge round
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
An apple a day keeps a doctor away....... at least if you throw it hard enough
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?" Friend: "Yeah, but you are too." Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
