At least jokes

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.

One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

Friend: You're adopted.

Orphan: At least I was chosen!

Friend: At least I was kept.

I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)

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So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

At least a Christian kneels in church.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.

At least Stephen Hawking does something.