At least jokes

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.

At least Stephen Hawking does something.

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?

At least you don’t die when you shower.

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.