what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Well at least my adoption fee cost more than you
what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
Theirs a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking. At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Whatās the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you donāt die when you shower.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: āat least your mom came backā
My friend is gonna release a air strike, there has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, thats what i told the cops at least...
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
