Theirs a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking. At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: “at least your mom came back”
My friend is gonna release a air strike, there has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, thats what i told the cops at least...
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
