I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
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kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"
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So Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. So later that night Dora's mom hears someone screaming go Diego go for at least a couple of minutes and then it stops and goes back to sleep. But then hears the same thing a couple minutes later and walks in and hears go Diego go so she walks over to Diego's sleeping bag a looks and it's empty so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and See's Dora getting f..... By Diego and hears Dora saying go Diego go while moaning.
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
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What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead? The Demon at least has a trade offer.
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
CAN WE PLEASE STOP THE FRICKING DRAMA! I see people bullying other people too, Gwen is not the only one. For god sake just do jokes, if you want to bully some one do it in your family! You people don't even know each other but were still doing this stupid NONSENSE! JUST MAKE JOKES PEOPLE! That is why it's called "Worst JOKES ever" not "Bully people EVER" SO SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE DUM DUMS! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread HATE AND FOOLISHNESS FROM PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW BETTER THINGS TO DO BUT TO HATE ON STUPID STRANGERS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE FRICKING WORLD!!!! "Addison shut up your only 8 years old. What do you know.?" I might be 8 but at least I got some sense, and plus I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know like a very, very, very, intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u" I say the true say you instead of "pls" it's "please." Sorry if I did meant it...which I don't!
What’s the difference between milk and the air
At least the air will always be there for me
