At least jokes

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?

At least Hitler killed himself.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.

At least now I can have his phone he left.

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.

Little Johnny walked to his parents' room. They were having sex, and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was, so he said, "What are y’all doing?"

The parents replied, "Umm, r-rapping presents!"

Little Johnny said, "Okay," and then left. In the morning, Little Johnny opened his presents. His parents said, "This one is from Santa!"

Little Johnny said, "No, it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents."

The parents said, "Ohh fuck!"

Little Johnny replied, "What, Mommy and Daddy?" They replied, "Oh, nothing!" "Oh, okay," Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dad's ear, "At least he doesn’t know the truth."

Little Johnny said, "What truth?"

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.