I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Ok there is at least 3 pedophile in your neighborhood. But there is no pedophiles in my neighborhood the is only 3, 10 year old girls with juicy asses
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead? The Demon at least has a trade offer.
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
What’s the difference between milk and the air
At least the air will always be there for me
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
White people can't say the N word but at least they can say "Thanks for the warning officer" and "Hi dad"
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she's a vegetable at least there still in the produce section
