Astronomy jokes
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
The earth is not round.
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Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."