Astronomy jokes
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.