Astronomy jokes
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Uranus floats around in space.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂