How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Astronomy Jokes
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆